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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: RANDOM SHIT Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:11 am | |
| Guy walks up to hot dog vendor and gives him a dollar. The vendor says, "what's this for?" and the guy says, "i wanna buy a coke please".
so, the vendor says "coke is a dollar fifty, but i'll let you have it for free if you do me a favor".
the guy says "what?" and the vendor says "COCONUT!"
Kurt Kobain's body was found at Ground Zero.
This little girl was going to schoool and she was then gangraped by some gangsters. she told the police, and the police arrested the guys. but then the guys apologized to the girl and she forgave them. they all lived happily ever after.
Mike Myers doesn't care about Black People. Kanye West MEANT to say African Americans.
Austin Powers likes to wear a William Shatner Mask and kill his family members... strange? well, put yourself in Elizabeth Smart's shoes, and I think you'll think differently.
"MY PUBES, MY PUBES, MY PUBES ARE ON FIRE!" Sean Penn yelled after raping Collen Powell. | |
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shilohhockey720 Level: 4
Number of posts : 237 Age : 33 Location : MN Registration date : 2007-07-08
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:30 am | |
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Jewsus Level: 67
Number of posts : 27875 Age : 33 Location : middle of no where Registration date : 2007-06-30
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:55 am | |
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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:35 am | |
| part 2...345WOOT ZOMG NESS
How come Sora always has to hang out with Donald and Goofy? Well, it's all cause some Heartless decided to steal hearts and some other gay shit. Soooooooooooo.... Bernie Mac sucked Jessica Alba's dick, and then Mickey shot JFK.
Marilyn Manson is the lead singer of Full Metal Alchemist. The guitarist is John 5, and the bikini waxer is Richard Ramirez.
Bush Lied. He said that the terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, but we all know it was Katrina.
What's the deal with class work? It's not like it's work that you do in Mexico.
if you thought part 2 wasn't as funny as part 1, join the club soda. | |
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mangaman Level: 9
Number of posts : 972 Age : 32 Location : The Matrix/ somewhere eating chocolate Occupation : Rebel//Slacker Interests : anime,manga,video games,hanging out with my friends,eating,being lazy,and riding my bike. Registration date : 2007-07-31
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:20 am | |
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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:32 am | |
| i might write some more over the weekend... believe it or not... it's as hard as matthew perry's cock. and that's not saying the national anthem either, that's pure, cold hearted anus. | |
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Stasiax94 Level: 2
Number of posts : 71 Age : 31 Location : United States Interests : Biking, Singing, Hot guys. Registration date : 2007-08-09
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:56 am | |
| Ahahaha I love that. You're good at gettin laughs. | |
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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:04 am | |
| - Stasiax94 wrote:
- Ahahaha I love that.
You're good at gettin laughs. Keep in mind that you're gonna read every thing i shit on this thread. It's all random shit. And you don't wanna miss seventeen either, would suck. Like the way Jennifer Lopez sucks on Mark Anthony's zits after he takes a shower. Yeah, all that and a bag of balls. | |
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Stasiax94 Level: 2
Number of posts : 71 Age : 31 Location : United States Interests : Biking, Singing, Hot guys. Registration date : 2007-08-09
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:32 am | |
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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:37 am | |
| Really, all you have to do is say what first comes to your penis. Like, I was gonna say head, but i don't know, you also have a head on your finger, and it just all adds up. Hey, school reference book, like reading class. | |
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Stasiax94 Level: 2
Number of posts : 71 Age : 31 Location : United States Interests : Biking, Singing, Hot guys. Registration date : 2007-08-09
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:07 am | |
| You prolly gotta have a quick mind for this. See I can come up with stuff, but I gotta think about it first, or you'd get soo confused. | |
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Jewsus Level: 67
Number of posts : 27875 Age : 33 Location : middle of no where Registration date : 2007-06-30
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:02 am | |
| it seems to come to him pretty easily | |
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Number of posts : 5678 Age : 39 Location : In Your Bed, Fucking A Pillow. Y HALO THAR. Occupation : I Don't Even Know Anymore. Interests : Everything And Nothing. Registration date : 2007-06-06
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:53 am | |
| I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. | |
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CarsitoPyg Level: 11
Number of posts : 1393 Age : 32 Location : The Creation Nation Occupation : Presidential Nominee Interests : Serving Justice to man kind. Registration date : 2007-06-11
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| Subject: Re: RANDOM SHIT Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:45 am | |
| boredom brought me back in time.
so, Michael J Fox is trying to go to the future so he can find a cure for AIDS which was given to him by Wesley Snipes after doing their hit movie "You Wiggle, I Sizzle".
Annibal Orpse is a thrash metal band that was influenced by Satan and The Fallen Angels, a pop metal band that was influenced by Swiss Cheese, a popular food dish when serving Ritz crackers, which was influenced by the hispanic culture (seriously, they're crackers yet brown...)
I've got a gun with your name stapled onto it... that's right, it's a gun made of paper.
I lost the remotto and now i'm stuck with T-Mobile, which is creating the T-Virus, a Virus so dangerous, yet not as dangerous and the G-Virus, which has something to do with turning the G-Spot into a raging Homosaurus rex. | |
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