getting married

poolplayermaster wrote:

texas means you wear boots

what about ten gallon hats?

yes that too

how will I get water to stay in it???

put a pull liner in it

sounds logical

thats what we need with a friends truck put a pool liner int he bed of the truck and filled it with water had a redneck pool int he back of his truck and drove around swimming in it

poolplayermaster wrote:

thats what we need with a friends truck put a pool liner int he bed of the truck and filled it with water had a redneck pool int he back of his truck and drove around swimming in it

you wouldn't happen to be a redneck would ya?

nah lived in texas for al 18 years of my life but my neck ain't red

poolplayermaster wrote:

nah lived in texas for al 18 years of my life but my neck ain't red

you said "aint" though...

so ain'ts a word its int he dictionary

poolplayermaster wrote:

so ain'ts a word its int he dictionary

but you said "aint"
rednecks say "aint"

i ain't no cotton pickin redneck ya fucktard

poolplayermaster wrote:

i ain't no cotton pickin redneck ya fucktard

you almost sounds as if your texan

ya'll ain't gonna be callin me no redneck gosh darn it

poolplayermaster wrote:

ya'll ain't gonna be callin me no redneck gosh darn it

>.>
blueneck
yes I called you a blueneck ya city slicker

fuck you ya got damned yank

poolplayermaster wrote:

fuck you ya got damned yank

bloody wanker
shut yer pie hole

shut your cocksucker

yes sir
just don't get out the latex

through a noose up over a tree

we don't take kindly to queers round here we go have us a old fashioned hangin

poolplayermaster wrote:

through a noose up over a tree

we don't take kindly to queers round here we go have us a old fashioned hangin

uh huh sure
that's what all you big dicked texans say

hangs PP and leaves him there for hte animals to eat

poolplayermaster wrote:

hangs PP and leaves him there for hte animals to eat

*cuts rope and roams around texas freely*

*sets bear traps out for PP to step in*

*does step on it*