Crash was lame, so lame in fact that in order to make money off of him they had to lease him over to Pizza Hut for absolutely no reason. (By that I mean it's not like Pizza Hut was advertising a Crash game, or had Crash toys, or any other promotional value involving Crash.)
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I don't care what you think you know Kodachi.
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style.
Ladies vomit when I smile.
But does Dark Jester worry? Feh! You wish!
Be happy!

Lions use dildos, but

Baby seal is the Hand of Sheogorath.