I'm the man, with the master plan
I'll take on the world, as soon as i put on my pants
gotta take a piss, cause i just woke up
hangover's a bitch, now i gotta throwup

ate some chinese food, man it was good
was gonna jackoff, cause now i got wood
food poisoning, o shit, gotta shit
shitting everywhere, stomach's throwin a fit

well, that sucked, now i gotta sleep
man i hate all these fuckin' peeps
*hey* man shut the fuck up
just let me be, cause i gotta throw up...

...

again.

I'm a rebel, a fuckin' black sheep
you try to fight me, and i'll make ya weep
the people are afraid of me, they fuckin' hate me
spreading lies, they just wanna rape me
what eva bitch, i'mma beat yo ass
if you tell you ma, i'll pound her to ash
cause i'm a bad ass m-f, no doubt about it
and wheneva got something to say, i just shout it
so fuck you, and your fuckin' bullshit
now wait here while i rub yo mom's clit


i just make it up as i go along.

Hizzle is way better

you do realize i'm making fun of this style of poetry. if i were serious about rapping, i'd probably be a retard.