Episode 1 : Search for Pie. Wrath Of Yoman Pt. 1
Narrator - HOA died out, but a new unknown season appears with, way more "dumbness". New characters, new locations, and new jokes and fun, with old character, original jokes, and old fun. We find Hizzle at Generalious Seriouso, place where Hanzo spammed up.
Hizzle - I remember this place, wait, no I don't.
Shocksock - Can we go see Kodachi?
Hizzle - No.
Shocksock - Please?
Hizzle - No
Shocksock - Fine, I'm going solo.
Hizzle - Fine, the wild animals will enjoy eating big beefy Shocksock.
Shocksock - I AM NOT FUCKING FAT
*big fat guy falls from the tree*
Shocksock - OMG
*Shocksock jumps on Hizzle*
Fat Guy - My bad, I was looking for some pie.
*Hizzle looks at Shocksock, and drops him on the floor*
Hizzle - Pie is not up on the tree. Who the fuck are you?
Fat Guy - My name is Psychopsymon.
Hizzle - Hey, I'm Hizzle.
Shocksock - I'm Shocksock.
PP - Nice to meet you guys.
Hizzle - Well, I need to find something to do.
PP - I know, if you help me find some pie, I'll share some with you.
Shocksock - Cool, lets get some pie.
Hizzle - I don't eat pie, but alright.
Narrator - Hizzle, PP, and Shocksock go to find pie
Shocksock (narrating) - Why am I always last?!?!?!?!?! It's always been like that since, forever.
Narrator - You're the least favorite character.
Shocksock (narrating) - Fuck you.
Hizzle - Wait, where are we going?
PP - We're going to Applepie, home of the Apple Pie.
*Shocksock and Hizzle are speechless*
Hizzle - Isn't it called Applebees?
Shocksock - Yeah, Hizzle's right.
PP - No, its Applepie.
*They are still speechless*
PP - Will we continue going then?
Hizzle - Yeah, sure.
*They continue along until they see a familiar face*
Hizzle - Oh shit, its PKB!
PKB - Wait, why do you guys know me?
*Flashback*
Hizzle - Gimme Princess back (echo) Princess back, Princess back, Princess back.
*end of Flashback*
PKB - Right. Well, you guys need to go somewhere, for a new threat will arrive,
Hizzle - New threat?
PKB - Yes, it is great, it's deceiving. Well, its not but it will try.
Hizzle - Who the fuck is it then?
*PKB looks around*
PKB - His name is................Yoman!!!!!!
*PP and Shocksock gasp*
Hizzle - Yoman?!?!?!
PKB - Yeah, I know, sounds like an idiot.
Hizzle - Indeed
PP - Wtf has he done?
PKB - Nothing but lying. He said he was 24, but he looks 15.
PP - I see, well, I'm emo.
*everyone stares at PP*
Hizzle - So, do you cut yourself?
PP - Yes, it feels good.
Shocksock - How can you feel if you have fat all around your wrist?
*drummer guy does drum thing*
PKB - We need to stop the noob before he dumbifies everyone.
Hizzle - Dumbify?
PKB - Yeah, he's going to make everyone stupid.
Hizzle - Seems to be working, look at Shocksock
*Shocksock digging his nose*
PKB - Well, everyone else will be dumb.
Hizzle - We need to save everyone.
Narrator - Will the Guys save everyone from being stupid? How many cuts does PP have overall? Will anyone else help Hizzle? Will Yoman be a threat? Will......
Shocksock (narrating) - STFU you asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator - Stay tune for the next episode of "HOA: The Afterworks".
Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:39 am
