Hizzle Owns All : The Afterworks Episode 3

Episode 3: Wrath Of Yoman/A Man named Hammm

Narrator - We left off when Hizzle and the crew were talking to swtshiya and her owner, Meldecite.

swtshiya - Where are you guys headed?

Hizzle - We're going to save the world.

Meldecite - From what?

PKB - Some noob named Yoman.

swtshiya - Hey, I've heard of him before. He said he was 24, but he's really 15.

PKB - Yup, thats him.

Hizzle - So we'll be going now, nice seeing you.

swtshiya - Wait, don't you guys need help or anything?

Hizzle - Well you want to help us?

*Meldecite and swtshiya move away, look at each other, nod their heads and comes back*

Meldecite - We'll help.

Hizzle - Cool, but first, we need to reach Noe Spamara, and quick, ready?

*They all nod, and Hizzle walks and the others follow*

PKB - Wait, where's Psymon?

*PP is breathing hard behind everyone*

Hizzle - Dude, just roll.

PP - FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*swtshiya and Meldecite giggle*

Hizzle - Come on dude, hurry up.

*a guy falls out of the tree, and swtshiya and Meldecite scream*

Hizzle - Why the fuck is everyone falling from trees?

PKB - Who fell off the tree?

*PP is on the floor gasping for breath*

Hizzle - Free Willy there.

*the guy gets up*

Guy - My bad yo, I was trying to get my hat. I got it

Hizzle - Thats funny.

Guy - Yeah, my names Hammm, whats up ya?

Hizzle - My name is Hizzle. The fat guy is PsychoPsymon, the blonde catgirl is Meldecite, PKB is the catguy, the other catgirl is swtshiya. And we're going to save the world.

Hammm - From what?

Hizzle - Yoman.

Hammm - Oh yeah, I know him, he's a noob.

PP - Got any pie?

Hammm - Um, no.

PP - Fuck.

Hammm - Well, I'll help you, is that cool?

Hizzle - Yeah, sure.

Hammm - Cool.

PP - Wonder what Shocksock is doing?

*Goes to Shocksock*

Shocksock - Kodachi, I want to put my lightsaber in your dark side, and release the clone troopers.

Kodachi - GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Guards grab Shocksock and throw him out of the town*

Shocksock - FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*goes back to Hizzle and the crew*

Hizzle - It really doesn't matter.

PKB - Lets go then.

Hizzle - Yeah, let.

Narrator - When the fuck will we see Yoman? When will Shocksock quit on getting laid? What will Hizzle think of next?

Hizzle (narrating) - Lesbian sex

Narrator - Stay tuned for the next episode of "HOA: The Afterworks"

okay....

funny, right?

Lil Hizzle wrote:

funny, right?

nyet

Lil Hizzle wrote:

funny, right?

HA HA HA!!!.8)

YomToxic wrote:

Lil Hizzle wrote:

funny, right?

HA HA HA!!!.8)

quiet yomtoxic

FUNNY!. FUNNY!. FUNNY!!!.

YomToxic wrote:

FUNNY!. FUNNY!. FUNNY!!!.

*shakes head*
no sense of humor

its FUCKEN HILARIOUS!.

YomToxic wrote:

its FUCKEN HILARIOUS!.

your just doing that to make me cry

I need to save this to my hard drive.
ITS THAT WINSOME!

YomToxic wrote:

I need to save this to my hard drive.
ITS THAT WINSOME!

why must there be evil heartless people like you to torment me?

Because you're emo?.

YomToxic wrote:

Because you're emo?.

that's not a very good reason

it works for me.

YomToxic wrote:

it works for me.

not me

That's why I'm laughing.

YomToxic wrote:

That's why I'm laughing.

but it's cruel to laugh at other's misfortune

Psychopsymon wrote:

YomToxic wrote:

That's why I'm laughing.

but it's cruel to laugh at other's misfortune

Case in point.

Will I ever be back in this....... (prefrably as a villain)

hmmm.... dunno...

Hanzo wrote:

Will I ever be back in this....... (prefrably as a villain)

now he's gonna make you pick on me

Hanzo does comeback

thats all I can say