Episode 4 - Wrath Of Yoman Pt. 4/Jimbo's Shop
Narrator - Hizzle and the crew walk down to go stop Yoman, but they pass a huge shop.
PP - OMG, a shop. There must be pie.
Hizzle - Thats a big ass shop.
swtshiya - I wonder what they sell there?
Meldecite - It must have a lot of stuff.
PKB - What the hell are we waiting for, lets go in.
Hizzle - Fuck yeah, lets go.
Hammm - Yeah, we hafta enter.
*The crew enters the shop*
All - Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy - Hey, whats up everyone?
Hizzle - Yo, my name is Hizzle, what the hell do you sell here, its fucking huge.
Guy - My name is Jimbo Nerson, and I sell everything.
All - Everything?!?!?!?!
Jimbo - Yeah, what do you guys want?
Hizzle - Well, got any condoms?
All - Condoms?!?!?!?!
Hizzle - Whadda ya think I do when I go back to my place?
*Flashbacks to Hizzle in a party with a lot of females around him*
PP - Um.........
PKB - I want a new collar.
Jimbo - Up the aisle to 46.
*everyone is shocked*
Hammm - How many fucking aisles do you have?
Jimbo - 243 aisles.
Hammm - Holy shit!!!!!!
swtshiya - I need a collar to, to show that Meldy owns me.
Meldecite - Ahh, thats soo cute.
*Meldecite kisses swtshiya's cheek*
Hizzle - OMG, a .45 glock, leather grip.
Jimbo - Yeah and if you want, I can customize it for you.
Hizzle - Really?!?!?!
Jimbo - Yeah.
PP - Do you have any pie?
Jimbo - We have about 19 types of pie.
*PP's eyes open wide*
PP - Apple please.
Jimbo - Down aisle 55
Hammm - I want an I-pod.
Jimbo - Electronics are in the left.
*everyone is back and paying for their items*
Hizzle - Everyone set?
PKB - Yeah.
PP (while eating pie) - Mhmm.
swtshiya and Meldecite - Yes.
Hammm - Yup.
Hizzle - Alright, lets go.
Narrator - Will we ever see Yoman? Is everyone satisfied with their new items? Will the condoms come in handy? Stay tune for the next episode of "HOA: The Aftermath".
Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:37 am
